Mr. Khan of Dubai: - Boss, don’t call me Sir. Just call me Khan Miyaan. Everyone calls me by that name only.
Mr. Cheetah: - No, actually, you are one of the topmost businessmen of Dubai and Dubai is the heaven for any Don. In my childhood, I also used to dream to become an Underworld Don. But, alas, I am from an educated family, he he he… I think that you are not a Don, but you have connection with the real Don, so, it is better to call you as Sir only, he he he…
Mr. Khan of Dubai:- You look like an idiot, but your brain is very sharp like a detective, maybe, that is why, Sain Director selected you as the script-writer for this TV Serial and let me make it very clear to you that, if you have to do business in Dubai, you need the supporting hand of Don bhai. Anyway, just forget those things; let me come to the point. See, the reason, why I wanted to talk to you in this video conference is that I want you to add a superb love story in this TV Serial.
Mr. Cheetah: - But, how is this possible? This TV Serial is based on the training of SAP FICO module only.
Sain Director: - Ya, Mr. Cheetah is right, Khan Miyaan. It will be a very tough job for him.
Mr. Khan of Dubai: - Ha ha ha, do you think that I am a fool. I have already read the story ‘Doctor’s Diary’, written by Mr. Cheetah. Now, I don’t know, how many love affairs Mr. Cheetah had with how many tigresses, but, I am very much sure that my TV serial can become one of the blockbuster serials of all time, where it will be full of education as well as it will contain a superb love story. I don’t want any argument in this regard. I have full confidence on Mr. Cheetah.
Mr. Cheetah: - Khan miyaan, please don’t mind, but I have a question. Is the inclusion of a love story in this TV Serial will give you any extra profit?
Mr. Khan of Dubai: - Your question has the answer, dude. All my viewers are not hi-fi educated to understand everything about SAP FICO, but they will surely understand the love story. So, just go ahead and keep on writing the script.
Mr. Cheetah: - Ok, not an issue. I will try my level best in this regard.
Sain Director: - Ok, I think that we should stop our video conference now. Our viewers are already eager to see the 3rd episode of this serial. Let them see it now.
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Nilkamal: - Hello everyone, I am Nilkamal. I have been teaching SAP FICO module in this Institute for around 2 years. So, let us start the demo class today. But, before starting it, let me ask all of you, a very simple question. What do you mean by ERP?
Chaitanya: - ERP means Enterprise Resource Planning.
Nilkamal: - Well, if this question contained 5 marks, then you would have got only 1 mark. What is your educational qualification? Are you working somewhere?
Chaitanya: - Ya, I am working in Oracle Financials. I am a MBA Finance guy. I am having experience in Oracle Financial Company for 2 years. I am working in Oracle Financial tools only.
Nilkamal: - Fantastic. I will surely tell you the difference between Oracle and SAP, but before that let me explain you, what ERP basically is and why it is needed. See, in corporate world, everyone regards that ERP is a tool which is used for integrating all the departments, that’s all. But many companies don’t know that if you can use this ERP tool efficiently, then you can find out the solution of how to increase your business to its optimum level. When you are installing an ERP, you are just automating your MIS department. Now, why do you need MIS reports?
Arindam: - Sir, these MIS reports are required by MD or CEO of a company to take correct decisions.
Nilkamal: - Yes, the term ‘Decision Making’ is the real keyword. If as a businessman, I cannot take decision at the right time at the right place, due to bad and late MIS reports, then my company will fail to reach to the topmost position of the market. That is why, ERP tool is required and SAP is the best ERP tool in this market. You people just take a break for 10 minutes for smoking cigarettes or drinking tea. I will teach again after the break.
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