SAP FICO ( EPISODE - 02 )

Sain Director: - Hello, Khan miyaan, wish you and your family a very happy new year of 2010. How are you?

Mr. Khan of Dubai: - Arrey, same to you, boss. I am fine. How are you?

Sain Director: - arrey, boss, I am facing some problems here. One of the ERP companies has filed a complaint against the broadcasting of this serial.

Mr. Khan of Dubai: - Don’t worry, I will take care of those legal issues and after all, India is a Democratic country. I am not doing any crime by producing a serial on an ERP tool. The competitors of SAP have no right to give objections to it and even if they are doing that, then it means they want to gain popularity by doing negative marketing. By the way, why you have cancelled shooting for 2 consecutive days? Is there any problem in Hyderabad city?

Sain Director: - Yeah, there was bandh in Hyderabad due to this Telangana issue.

Mr. Khan of Dubai: - accha, who is the script writer of this TV Serial? I want to talk to him once.

Sain Director: - His name is Cheetah, the script writer. He is from Kolkata. He just emails me all his script-writing and then I start my shooting.

Mr. Khan of Dubai: - Suhan allah, Cheetah bhi likhta hai…he he he…

Sain Director: - Sirf likhta hee nahi hain, jaisa likhta hai, waisa peeta bhi hain.

Mr. Khan of Dubai: - Cheetah hai bhaiye, peeyega nahi toh jeeyega kaise. Accha, uska naam, Cheetah kyon hain?

Sain Director: - Don’t worry, Khan miyaan. Yeh sawal aap usko hee pooch lena. I will surely arrange a video conference with him tomorrow. Filhaal, our viewers are waiting to see the 2^nd episode of ‘SAP FICO’ serial. Let them see it first.

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Paul: - Arrey, ajeeb ladka hain tu yaar. You don’t even know the exact address of this institute. Jisne mail kiya tha, uska koi phone number nahi hai kya?

Arindam: - aha, just relax, I have searched about this institute in Google Maps. I think it will be in that lane only. Hey Suhash, just ask about this address to that Security Guard of that building.

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Suhash: - Where is this Institute? Can you please tell us?

Security Guard: - Oho, yeh Institute ka naam toh sunaah hai maine? Iddhar hee kahi iska sign board dekha hain maine. Yes, mil gaaya. Can you see that blue colored sign board in that lane? That is the institute, you people are searching for. Just go there.

Suhash: - Thank you very much.

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Jalan: - I mailed to you only, Arindam, but not to your friends.

Arindam: - Yeah, I understand, but they are also interested to attend the demo session of SAP FICO. Don’t worry; they are from my college only. They will all also get MBA finance degree in this month only, after our final semester results are out.

Jalan: - Ok, then, it is not an issue. Just go and sit inside that classroom. Nilkamal Sir is on his way to this Institute. He will be reaching here within 15 minutes. Just wait for him. After the demo class, we will take your feedbacks and discuss about the training course fees.

SAP FICO ( EPISODE - 01 )

Mr. Khan of Dubai: - Hello viewers. From today onwards, you are going to see a new TV Serial in your favorite Royal Bengal Tiger (RBT) Channel. The name of this TV Serial is “SAP FICO.” Oh, let me first introduce myself. I am Khan, simply Mr. Khan. Main woh Khan nahi hoon joh kaan ke nichey bajaata hai, main woh Khan nahi hoon joh idiot hai teesrey number ka, aur main wanted khan bhi nahi hoon, main toh Dubai ka rahane wala Khan hoon. That is why; everyone calls me as Mr. Khan of Dubai. Now, let us talk about the business. Actually, I own a manufacturing company in Dubai, which has its other branches in Abu Dhabi, Jeddah, and Hyderabad. In our manufacturing company, there is a huge requirement for SAP Professionals, but we are hardly getting any good resources at a very low cost. India is the only country, where we get low-cost labors for Dubai based companies, especially the people of Kerala state are always fond of visiting Dubai. I asked many placement consultancies that why there is a negative attitude among the corporate towards implementing ERP packages in their company, which will surely reduce their paper works and increase efficiency in all processes? The placement consultancy people told me that as the implementation of ERP package requires too much expenses, as well as they have to train the people or to hire qualified people, who have prior experience in ERP; that is why, many companies are skeptical about using it? Hmm…but viewers, the best ERP solution is provided by SAP only. Many companies prefer ORACLE Financials, but it only serves a partial ERP functionality. In India, majority of people are not aware of the advantage of using SAP, whether it is from basic level to an expertise level. That is why, I contacted Sain Director one day, to discuss about these issues.

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Sain Director: - Hello, kaun ? Arrey, Mr. Khan of Dubai, how are you? Suddenly, after so many months, you called me. What’s the matter, boss?

Mr. Khan of Dubai: - Hey, I need your help. I have heard that you have recently launched your own TV Channel, which is the Royal Bengal Tiger (RBT) Channel. Boss, I will sponsor in your TV Channel. I want to produce a TV Serial for your TV Channel and you will be the Director of that serial. Don’t worry, I will provide you good commercial ads, which will be sponsored by other companies of Dubai.

Sain Director: - That is ok, Khan bhai, but, what is the story or theme of that TV Serial?

Mr. Khan of Dubai: - It will be an educational serial and the story will be entirely based on the training classes of SAP FICO. Don’t worry, I will come to Hyderabad, and we will start working together. You just relax and keep co-operating with me. We will select actors for this TV serial from Hyderabad only.

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Mr. Khan of Dubai: - So, viewers, we should not waste our time. Let us see the first episode of this TV Serial “SAP FICO” in RBT Channel.

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Paul: - You people are still playing carom board in this common room. Boss, this is our MBA College, not the clubhouse. Rather wasting time on playing these indoor games, why don’t you spend some time to get a good job?

Suhash: - Don’t start giving lectures like our parents or teachers. You are saying in such a fashion, as if, getting a job is as easy as making a masala dhosa. The market is totally down now, and no one is willing to take MBA fresher very easily. Hey, Arindam, what is your plan? Are you going to enroll for SAP Training?

Arindam: - Well, I have received a mail from that Institute. I will go there tomorrow to attend the demo session. You people can also come with me. There is nothing like that. If we will like the demo session, then probably we will decide to go for it.

Ravi: - Yeah, that is a good idea. After attending the SAP training, at least, we can mention in our resume that we have some basic ideas about SAP.

Manoj: - Hey guys, SAP has many modules; you people are talking about which module?

Arindam: - It is FI-CO module.

Manoj: - Ok, done. Then I will also attend the demo session tomorrow.